Char-grilled Pseudo-Monkey

Just realised i have a livejournal account. Wow, completely forgot, only been 3 years since I last did anything on here. 
Wonder what other sites I'm still on. Maybe i'll come back  and ramble to myself, is that how you spell ramble? seems wrong to me. ho hum seems like a lot of effort to click the spell check thingie.

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What exciting things does the world have i store for me today?(besides the 7hours behind a fecking till in Spar.)

Had a sureal start, post before nine. well i didnt hear the door, so got one of those notes. "we called ya didnt answer yada yada yada so we left it...."

Now where you think they leave it?
with neighbour? on doorstep? at parcel depot type place?
Obviously not else this wouldnt be surreal, they left it at "OTHER: IN WASHING MACHINE"
who the hell leaves parcels in washing machines? ah well at least it clean and spring fresh.

Gonna go stomp thru the snow.

Toodlepip

Today i went to work, wohoo!!! nothing new there, but due to excessive coldness i wore both a coat and gloves. which is news I never wear a coat, but i gave in. Brrrrrrr! still cold. Wrote my letter of resignation in the snow today(using my hands, disgusting people) dont think they took it seriously tho :(


Gonna go pretend to buy stuff now.

I got my provisional driving license thru. guess i gotta learn to drive now. ho-hum. anyone got any clue how? :)

Today I was listening to a radio program about political turmoil of the European lowlands. I was really interested by the whole thing, so I axed my friend Trish about it, and she began yelling:

"Dude!.. Wow! I love the European lowlands so much!"

But then when I got to the part about the political turmoil, Trish stopped yelling. Then later, Trish's uncle told me that the reason Trish was so freaked out was because she has a fear of political turmoil from childhood. There are days when Trish can be a little strange like that, but all she cares about is my own good...

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Thought i'd mention not uch happening, drinking more than normal, so stuff might be happening that i cant remember.
I have teeth marks on my shoulder, wish i could remember how.

power to the limestone

Things that have occured since, last i wrote:
Got Job(in SPAR!!!!!!!!)
Had incident involving gun on day two of job
Got promotion day three of job.
Got all depressed cos christmas
Got bored cos of new year(complained lots about being old to a guy twice my age)
Got me some minions (although not seen since drunkenly aquiring them)
Worked 1st 12hour shift

YAY LOOK AT ALL EXCITING STUFF I'VE DONE, BET YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!!!

FISH

Went to sheff hallam open day on sat. was the most disorganised thing ever. but still i think i will apply.
go back to uni
do the student thing again
need excuse to drink properly again
maybe stick it out and get a degree this time.
Gonna be a teacher, if they'll have me.

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It all began on tuesday nite, wen i got verily drunk, without buying a single drink...fantastic. Then for no apparent reason, i got kicked in the place, as a bloke, one really doesnt want to be kicked, by my housemate. She is using the excuse of drunkeness and the in ability to remember the extra 5inches of rubber on her boots. after much more alcohol, and some guy claiming he knew me, my response being 'no you don't'(ha that told him) i stumbled home.

Wednesday went to jobcentre to take a test for a job(which will be cool if i get). Test was the stoopidest thing eva, more stoopid than a bag of spoons.

Thursday i cant remember, think i went bikini shopping.

Friday i cleaned stuff(strangest of all)

Saturday morning went bikini shopping, foned home to say merry xmas to my mother(4th member of my family to do so that day, we're not weird, honest). Went to say goodbye to miss karen who is returning to Australia, and at the same time stood around whilst, the bikini bargain bin was raided, in odd shop. and finally, said ta-ra to housemate who is off to spain for the week, leaving me on my onesome :(

Think i should update more often, when stuff happens.

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Got some university prospectuses this week, forgotten how many different courses are available, dunno what to do now.
Forensic science is looking interesting but then again so are a lot of others.

Watched pirates of car (as it sez in cinema) genius film, when i grow up i wanna be Johnny Depp.

there is now a real pic of me(with pink hair) on my msn profile.

I have passed my exam and am now a qualified PC service technician. yay me!
never got around to revising.
exam was at 10am.
turned up at test centre at 9.54
left at 10.02.
that includes the time taken in filling out the questionaire about stuff.

I've also decided to go to uni(again) and have sent off for forms. and have decided that alcohol is my friend once more, as we had a v.jolly time on tuesday.